memory 02 - tenebrae's terrible puns

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1) Pun on Emil's name, Eh-mule. Generous assist from Marta.
2) And that second L stands for lousy! "Or even lardaceous!"
3) Marta's quest for love is the saddest I've seen. It's the saddest vs. the sadist.
4) "Collapsing Colette.. you can be quite comical when you try to be, Emil." "Oh, that must be why I trip so much!"
5) "Who do you like more, me or Colette?" "Um... Tenebrae, what should I say?" "You mean to say you like ME most of all?"
6) "Being popular with the ladies is quite rough, let me tell you."
7) "What were you and Noishe talking about?" "Oh, the most unbelievable thing came floating down the stream... but you wouldn't believe me if I told you!" "Tell us!" "Oh no, no, I can't!" "TELL US."
8) "You'd never learn the thrill of hunting fishing for Lady Marta, though, she's far too easy a catch."
9) "Sigh" x4. "Too small for me, I'm afraid! A "sighs 4," that is!" Raine and Genis then punish him for it. :'D
10) "Emil is just expressing his appreciation for your ample bosom."
11) "They basically said you have a thing for your sister."
12) "Well, like I say, you can't "curry favor" without curry... right?"

okay, i literally have went through a ton of skits for this memory. suffice it to say, EMIL IS VERY FAMILIAR WITH SPITEFUL TENEBRAE NOW.