memory 05 - "Marta's cooking"

This one's a skit, but I honestly don't feel like finding it on youtube atm, since the skits are in large chunkfiles. '-'

Anyway, in this skit, Marta decides to take over cooking! Which is something Emil usually does. She makes it clear that she's doing this to impress Emil, since the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Of course, while Emil gives it the honest try, he ends up fainting as soon as he tries her food. To which she insists, "But Daddy always told me he loved my cooking..."
It's a short, stupid clip of Marta and Emil being... Marta and Emil. I know this was a Triv Neg, but it's coming to him as a Triv Pos. Because while the food is terrible, Emil isn't aware of why Marta doting on him freaks him out. He just finds it flattering, and is vaguely confused by his vaguely anxious feelings in this memory. (The reason being he doesn't realize Marta was idealizing him to an unhealthy degree.)

Things he learned:
+ Wow it's really flattering that she was going to try and cook for me.
+ But I don't think I'm ever going to eat her cooking again
+ I was the party cook!
+ I really need to learn how to cook again.